In the
early 1950s, Hollywood fixer Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) must defuse a variety
of situations while contemplating an offer to become a Lockheed executive. A
twice-divorced swimming starlet (Scarlett Johansson) is pregnant, a singing
cowboy actor (Alden Ehrenreich) has been shoehorned into a period drama role to
which he is ill-suited, and twin gossip columnists (Tilda Swinton) hound him
with threats and inquiries. Things go from bad to worse when leading man Baird
Whitlock (George Clooney) disappears from the set of a high-budget epic set in
ancient Rome and a group called The Future demands $100,000 for his safe
return.
Though
their oeuvre is definitely diverse, the Coen Brothers have long had an affinity
for screwball comedies and old-timey Hollywood. Both are on full display here
to the extent that Hail, Caesar! is little
more than one long homage. It also happens to be a fitfully funny skewering of
many of the same conventions that it seems to praise, something which may have
sailed over the heads of dismissive viewers who lacked exposure to the big
studio productions of the 1940s and 1950s.
Despite
featuring a real person (Mannix was an infamous longtime MGM executive) as its protagonist,
Hail, Caesar! is by no means a
biopic. It presents an entirely fictional narrative that is laced with
shout-outs to real happenings and popular Hollywood myths. The big-name cast,
which includes Johansson, Ehrenreich, Swinton, Clooney, Ralph Fiennes, and
Channing Tatum, convincingly channels Esther Williams/Loretta Young, Roy
Rogers/Gene Autry, Hedda Hopper/Louella Parsons, Charlton Heston/Kirk Douglas/Robert
Taylor, George Cukor, and Gene Kelly, respectively. Not only are the mannerisms
spot-on, but the film is well-costumed and rich with period detail.
Of course,
this wouldn’t be a Coen Brothers film if everything was played straight, and it
certainly isn’t here. Witness Ehrenreich’s groan-inducing inability to lose his
Southern accent, Tatum’s exaggeratedly homoerotic dance sequence from a Navy
musical, or Swinton’s (both of her characters) progressively ostentatious hats,
and you’ll get a good idea of Hail Caesar’s
sensibility. Even when the film attempts to tackle more serious issues –
religious iconography in cinema, Communist influence in Hollywood, the morality
of the studio system – it does so mercilessly and irreverently.
And yet,
for as fun as this film is, there is no getting around the pointlessness of its
convoluted plot. This is less a coherent story and more a collection of
shenanigans that Mannix (who is a deadpan tough guy everywhere but at home or
in a confessional booth) has to mop up, and little is resolved by the end. A
previous Coen Brothers film, Burn After
Reading, concluded by having characters wonder aloud what just happened and
what they could possibly learn from the experience. Viewing Hail, Caesar! will leave you thinking
much the same.
Even
viewed charitably, Hail, Caesar! does
not rank toward the top of the brothers’ output. However, if you have any appreciation
for or recollection of classic Hollywood, this reference-laden send-up is
likely to leave you entertained.
7.75/10